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Looking for funny 50th birthday jokes for this momentous occasion? Turning 50 is a milestone worth celebrating, and a good excuse for a laugh too! Whether you want to poke-fun, lighten the mood, or soften the blow of turning fifty, you'll find something funny here. Scroll down the page to read all our funny 50th birthday jokes, or click on these links to see a particular subset. A lot of these jokes are short enough for a card message or to include in a 50th birthday speech. Other ways to use them include as part of the birthday invitation wording, or print and frame one of the one-liners and use as a part of the party decor. You could also display a joke next to a photo of the person as a centerpiece near the birthday cake or as you enter the venue of the party.
Do you have more wrinkles than jokes? Try turning Advanced age often comes with some good-natured ribbing and humorous observations. If you or someone you know is turning 50 and can appreciate a few jokes about aging less than gracefully, here are some turning 50 jokes you can share. Humor is subjective, but perhaps a few of these one-liners will give you a chuckle. If they do, pass them on. The following one-liners were written by Kelly Roper:.
Benefits of Age Jokes
Post birthday quotes or your birthday party pictures. So, instead of feeling old and frustrated, one should make the most of this occasion. If you know someone who is about to turn 50 in sometime, along with a birthday party and the usual birthday jazz, you can actually use these funny 50th birthday jokes to make their lips curl upwards more than just once! You can either send them these hilarious 50th birthday quotes and jokes, one at every hour of their special day, through SMS or you can write them out on tiny, colorful chits and leave them in places all over the house. For instance, husbands can leave chits inside the coffee jar, while wives can leave it in between two biscuits, served with his morning cup of tea, and other such places. I know some will feel a little childish about doing this but hey they're becoming children again, remember? Also, young ones in the family can actually write these jokes out in colorful and decorated charts and display it all over the place during the birthday party.