Sven and ole joke book

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sven and ole joke book

Sven & OLE Jokes and More by Carlton Carney

Humor, in one form or other, has been part of my life from the early beginning. My Dad always had a humorous tale to tell. Much of his pastime was spent reading joke books, or listening to comedy radio shows, then later, comedy television. He could take everyday events and find humor in them. He had a sharp mind and a good memory, enabling him to tell jokes and stories upon request. I guess a little of that rubbed off on me.

As for Sven and Ole, they are popular with the large Scandinavian population in the Minnesota-Wisconsin region of the United States, just as Pat and Mike jokes are popular with the large Irish population in and around the Boston area. I like to think of these pairs as their regions Dumb and Dumber. As for which is Dumb and which is Dumber, thats for you to decide.

Hoping this book brings many smiles to your faces and money to my wallet.
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Published 31.01.2019

Ole and Lena Jokes

Here are some jokes acquired from around the internet. I saw no copyright information, but if I have plagiarized anyone, please let me know. There are also jokes submitted to me and credit is given when an address is available.
Carlton Carney

Sven and ole joke book

Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have these 2 girls on the string, Lena and Olga who live together in an apartment. One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk, Ole turns to Sven and asks, " Ven do you suppose dose girls are gonna make out vit us? Sven and Ole joke do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. On the 3, th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn' t laugh and proceeds to the gate. I was out at the infamous drag queen bar the other night for my work Christmas do, and I was thinking about the joke with the bar, and Ole doing Sven' s woman in the car, and had a chuckle to myself.

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Sven sticks his head into Ole's barber shop and asks "Hey, Ole how long before I can get a haircut? A few days later Sven sticks his head in the door and asks A week later Sven sticks his head in the shop and asks Ole "how long before I can get a haircut? Sven leaves again. Ole looks over at Nels in the shop and says "Hey, Nels, I'll give you a free cut if you follow Sven and see where he goes. Ole says, "Dis must be good, ver did he go ven he left here? May da ruts always fit da wheels in your pickup.

Ole and Lena jokes can be long and drawn-out stories, or as short as two or three sentences. Lena is typically portrayed as the smarter of the two, often explaining where Ole went wrong in his misadventures. Another common character is Sven , who usually shows up in jokes along with Ole, making Sven and Ole jokes, though all three may appear together. Sven isn't as bright as Ole and Lena, but he means well. Ole and Lena are typically Norwegian , and Sven and his wife are Swedish. One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience.



  1. Klaudia S. says:

    Minnesota Jokes by Ole Often in Minnesota here, we like to sit around da campfire up nort at da lake and tell some yokes.

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  3. Charline d. C. says:

    Norwegian Jokes

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