Things that rhyme with haley

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things that rhyme with haley

Rhymes with Witches (Crestview Academy, #2) by Lauren Myracle

Humans will pretty much eat, sleep, and crap their way to the place they think they should be socially. Some people feel ethically conflicted about using this eating, sleeping, and mating as a basis for judging and classifying. Some do not. Some embrace it and find a way to use the classification system as leverage for trending upwards in the eating, sleeping, and crapping departments. In rhymes with witches by Lauren Myracle,the embracers are The Bitches, and they are the high schoolers with the golden halos. They are the girls who can rock braces with colored rubber bands. Everyone at school wants to breathe their air. Their shit does not stink in a way that yours does. It doesnt stink because...magic! If you need more explanation, see the spoiler.

(view spoiler)[Black magic vagueness. They steal popularity from someone else by taking that persons comb or glitter fake nail or lip gloss and then offering it to a teacher/strange black magic mojo cat lover sorceress person. (hide spoiler)]

Ah, high school. I salute you with both my middle fingers. I think of high school when I recall Hamlets The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune... and it is not just because I read it then, although I did. Perhaps there is nowhere better than high school for watching humans jockeying about for all manner of blue ribbons. The brightest. The best dressed. The best eater, sleeper, crapper... The most likely to be the most likely to do anything. That ribbon, the most likely to win anything ribbon would definitely go to one of The Bitches, who are made up of one girl from each class level. Each year, an old Bitch leaves and a new Bitch is chosen from among the Freshman class. They stay popular because, like I said, magic.

Jane is a Freshman normal. Like many girls in high school, she wants to transcend normal and be different- to be a unique snowflake- and she knows that to be unique and different and alive and transcendent she must become a Bitch, which would make her very much like the other three Bitches. (In my head, I made them Bratz dolls and found that it encapsulated the whole different but the same thing I am trying to convey here)

So, Jane, shes shooting for the popular sameness that The Bitches have- wide eyes, full lips, and whatnot. Jane knows this kind of thinking is ridiculous on some level, but, like many high school girls, doesnt want to question her desire or run a full logic breakdown because she is tired of eating her granola bar lunch in the library reading Ramona books (I happened to like this part of Jane). If I had read this book back in high school, I think I would have loved it to pieces in spite of its problems with loose ends lacking enough magical realism to make the book what it could have been. But Ive been spoiled by Angela Carter and Kelly Link and girls that can do magic and a quick breakdance of logic. In the end, hard lessons. Poor Jane. And, poor book, Im sorry, but your dark side of popularity wasnt as dark as Id hoped...or remembered (the golden girls at my high school were of the 1990 variety, but they hardly needed black magic to do worse stuff than what is in this book- I guess they were just old school bad. Please, please, if the girls are going to be involved in black magic, dear author, deliver to us on the evil. More evil, more of the time. People should die and not just be threatened.). Ultimately, this book was a 2.5 for me, mainly because the premise showed promise, especially when Myracle mentioned Flowers for Algernon on the back flap.

at first Charlies happy with the change. And then, well, he isnt. Because theres a price to pay for turning into someone new. There always is...what if there was a way to manipulate not intelligence, but popularity?...)

Invoking Algernon deserves something, I think, since it was such a great sniffling read for me back when I was battling Bitches of my own and learning about the wearing of blue ribbons, social positions, and the heart aches and breaks associated with their presence or absence. (Cue Janis Ians Seventeen here)
Also, I accorded some grace to the book and its rating after I learned that there is another book, a prequel to this one, that may explain why feral cats and statues go hand in hand.

I came across this book after reading an article about censorship (here it is: http://www.schoollibraryjournal.com/a...). Curious, I checked my incredibly rural library (the only one in the county and the size of an auto parts store) for the titles mentioned. Not surprisingly, there were only two books available for me to check out. One was an award winning book (http:///book/show/62...) that created a bit of a stir because it harbored scrotum on its first page, which I am reading now to my daughter. The other was this one, Rhymes with Witches. Both are hardly incendiary in my opinion. But as I have Hobbit feet, I am probably just not aware of the flames of hell licking my heels. Especially since now my little girl knows in perfectly biological terms what a scrotum is and is not.



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